A man from mississippi recently got married and just got back from his honeymoon.

His father asked him "well son, how'd the honeymoon go?"

The son says, "Well to be honest dad, I had to kill my wife. Turns out she was a virgin"

The father says, "Why the hell would you have to kill her, just because shes a virgin?"

The son says, "If shes not good enough for her own family, she sure is hell ain't going to be good enough for ours"

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