Just for kicks guys,what have been some of the most funny bumper stickers you have seen! Here is one i saw "Hey dont look at my daughter that way...."then dont have your daughter look that way"

I once saw a sticker that read "stop tailgating me or i'll flick a booger on your windshield" I laughed for days!! :lol:

I have one for my room that says "Discourage inbreeding....ban country music."

I kinda liked the one that said "My lug nuts need more tourque than you honda makes."

"Trust me, It's all stock" :cool:

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I brake for…wait…AAAH!…NO BRAKES!!!!!

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Got these off the net...

If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!

My dog can lick anyone!

All men are idiots, and I married their king!

West Virginia: One million people, and fifteen last names.

For sale: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I R S: We've got what it takes to get what you've got.

Your kid may be an honor student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.

HONK if you want to see my finger.

and...finally

Out of my mind -- back in five minutes. :P

These are the only ones I can remember that are somewhat funny.

Missing your cat, check under my tires

I brake for jailbait

save a mouse eat a *****

My kid beat up your honor student

I would rather push a Chevy then drive a Ford.

Friends don't let friends drive Fords.

"Keep Honking im Reloading"
"Insured by Glock"

Save a whale. Harpoon a fat chick.

"Dyselxics have more fnu!"

"Midwives, helping people out!"

"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead!"

"Caution! Blonde thinking!"

horn broke, watch for finger

I had a bumper sticker on my 79 Elky that said:

Lost your cat?
Try looking under my tires.

:mrgreen:

A couple more...

Jesus Loves you.....
Everyone else thinks your an ass.

Impotency....Natures way of saying
"No Hard Feelings"

I used to have a handle on life..
but it broke off.

Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

"Lost your cat? Call the local chinese resturant"
"For a small town this one sure has a lot of assholes"
"Have you hugger your assult rifle today"
"If guns are outlawed only outlaws will have gun"
"Gun control - is hitting your target"
"Gun control - is using both hands"
"Don't tailgate the wizard, violators will be toad"
My personal favorite...
"Get in, Sit down, Shut up, and HOLD ON!"

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

Killing babies is wrong, I just hit them hard enough to see their faces.

beer helping ugly people have sex since 1872

I still miss my ex.....but my aim is improving

prevent animal cruelty.....take the gerbal out of the Honda

my hobbie: sitting on my porch on a quiet night listening to Fords rust

this isnt a bumper sticker but it would make a great one!

This one is by Homer Simpson:
"To beer, the cause of, and solution of all of lifes problems!"

:twisted: These were on my 62' Cadillac Hearse, the one I sold to get my 59' Elko...

"DON'T PISS ME OFF...I'M RUNNING OUT OF ROOM TO HIDE THE BODIE'S"

"ONE CORPSE AT A TIME..."

"FRIEND'S HELP FRIEND'S MOVE...REAL FRIEND'S HELP FRIEND'S MOVE DEAD BODIE'S"

Thank You...Thank You..."SKULL" :lol:

Thanks to all of you who replied. Nice that some members have a sense of humor.. :lol: Thanks

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Just ran accross this one :cool:

A couple more favorites...

Your proctologist called he found your head.

Your horn blows, does the driver?

5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions

I hope this isn't too off color for you guys and gals but it's one that makes me chuckle when I think about it....

If you are what you eat,
I could be YOU by tomorrow morning...

... If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk.
... Jesus Saves! By doubling coupons and shopping smart.
... My Chevy lugnuts require more torque than your (manufacturer) makes.
... Ask me, I might.
... Pay no attention to the trunk, there are NO illegal aliens in there!
... If you can read this, I can slam my brakes and sue you!
... Not all blondes are dumb (put on upside-down)
... Eyes on the road, Jackass!
... i eat gloo
... My other car is a Lazyboy
... Yes, it's fast. No, you can't drive it.
... I swear to drunk I'm not God!
... I swear to high I'm not God!
... If I'm passing you on the right, you're in the wrong damn lane!
... I hope you like the back of my Chevy, cuz it's all you'll ever see.
... Go ahead and tailgate me, I swear I'm not an undercover cop.

Mine says "you can't piss on what you cant catch" with a big bow tie next to it

Saw a Dodge Challenger the other day with the text:
"Touch my car and I'll f@#k your dog"
8O

"The tire's not flat, my girlfriends just fat."
"I hate everyone."
"If you can read this you just totaled my car!"
"Take me home with you, if you don't I'll tell everyone you did anyway."

Those are just the ones I can remember.

[Edit:] Wait, I just remembered one more. It's another Jesus one, but well...you be the judge. We made them ourselves last year, I got pulled about 5 times for it, that's what I get for living in the bible belt huh? It read:

"Jesus loves you, but I think you're a ****!"

Here's some of the one's I've seen around Louisiana...

Nutria Rat...the other white meat.

Kiss my SS.

People arn't born stupid, they just are.

Vote Democrat, it's easier than getting a job!

My kid beat up your honor student.

and my favorite....

Earth first...we'll mine and log the other planets later. :P

My all time favorite, seen on a VW Bug driven by a good looking blonde

You can't be first, but you could be next!

The personal license plate was "LAYANNE"

This goes way back in the '80's first time I saw this one. Back then it was a new thing for a company to but the "How am I driving" with a phone number to call on the rear of cars and trucks.

At a stop sign I'm expecting to read the same old, How am I driving sticker and then I read the phone number attached....How am I driving, call 1-800-EAT**** :P

Not a good one, but i saw one on the back of a tricked out honda that said

"Cutting off America's heartbeat."

I have one that is not a bumper sticker but a licens plate frame I made up. all throttle
no bottle

Carter/Mondale '76


Dan