Driving to my office this morning on Houston Interstate #45 near Clear Lake, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang, with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked away for a few seconds and when I looked back, there she was half way over in my lane, still working on her eye liner. It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy Creme out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call.

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS! :-D

Well at least you didn't accidently lose the page of the newspaper you were reading that was draped across your steering wheel!

I can sympathize with you completely...I am now on my 5th cell phone, and have had to throw away countless cups of Starbucks out the window while in traffic, that coffee is sure expensive, I hate wasting it. One time there was even an automobile accident just behind me as I threw a cup out. I didn't see what caused it, but I'll bet it was undoubtably caused by one of those women drivers also. :lol:

I can relate. not that i would evEr drive without both hands on the women.... i mean WHEEL!

8O :-D Ha ha ha.

I can relate. not that i would evEr drive without both hands on the women.... i mean WHEEL!

Yeah, "One the way to the party we had a flat. I pumped, she pumped then we got out and fixed that flat." 8-)

Wow I have seen that alot also. Just last week there was a lady driving in the fast lane doine about 50 mph, when I went around her to give her the no clue look she had a "book" in the middle of her steering wheel and was reading!!!

A good friend of mine is a police officer and he told me once he pulled a lady over for not keeping her car in the lane....she was trying to put on pantyhose!!! 8O

But then I do see alot of male drivers picking there nose. Its a war zone out there my friends!