While attending a marriage seminar on communication,
David and his wife, Gina listened to the instructor
declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know
the things that are important to each other." He
addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's
favorite flower?" David leaned over, touched his
wife, Gina's arm gently and whispered,
"Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

You know why women's feet are so much smaller than men's. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

why dont women need their license???
theres no road between the kitchen and the laundry room :-D


why dont women need a watch??
theres one on the stove!

How sexist :P