Will7128301
10-13-2003, 02:43 AM
Well as the title states I am a resident assistant in my dorm. Tonight there was a few events that took place you guys might get a chuckle out of...
Its started when I was sitting in my room jamming to my country tunes and my residents where makign a wall of duck tape on my door. the phone rang and it was the night desk lady saying there was some people out front causing trouble. I grabbed my radio and my keys and headed to the door I opened the door to see a wall of tape. Well I threw the radio down and hearign chuckling on the other side I grabbed my chair and sent it hurling into the hall through the wall of tape. Now the guys are like half my size and know when I get pissed off Im not one to mess with.. well upon seeing the chair fly through the air and tear down the wall I stepped out with my hand cuffs ( from when I worked for the police dept.) and a boat ore ( I have some unique piece of equipment dont I, logn story short its the vigo hall self apoointed mascot) anyways I steps out with cuffs in one hand and ore in the other about this time I heard several OH $HITS and they took off like roaches after the light came on. I slammed my door shut and took off after one. I chased him to the elevator. I threw him in it and hit the 3rd floor button and hand cuffed him to the back of the elevator and then took it down grabbed my second set of cuffs and when after the next guy peeking in to see and laugh at the dude in the elevator I sprung out he took off I took the ore and launched it at his feet and he tripped but caught him self and then I jumped on him and knocked him to the groudn and cuffed him tothe security door of one of the wings. after that I proceeded to the hall where I knew one guy ran and it was a dead end I found him and then stuffed him ina trash can ( it must suck to be a small guy) I got to my room and got the pledge and then pledged the hell out of hte floor aroudn the corner of one of the wings where I knew they would run ( hicne back to their room) and I proped the door so they could get some speed up I walked out and foudn oen and like clockwork he ran in the door and down the hall now I dont know if you know but in sock feet on a pledged tile floor it gets a little slick he ran full speed and couldnt stop he ran right into the wall. I figured that was enough payback. I went out ot the lobby where there was the last guy of the prank patrol. I went to my friends roo mwith a battery operated hair clipper and went to the lobby with my thrid set of cuffs and foudn the last victim and cuffed him to the other security door handle and then gave him a hair cut... he already had short hair so he got a mohawk...Ironcially he likes it don't ask why..... then I went and sat down at the desk and talked and laughed with the night desk lady... after about 20 minutes of chatter I finally went back and released the guys....after that we went to a roo mand hung out laughing and tellign jokes and what not... it was a fun night.... I know the prank war isn't over but I need to teach these first semester rookies what dorm life can be like :D I'm gona miss college but I am kinda ready to get out of here...thanks for readin....
Its started when I was sitting in my room jamming to my country tunes and my residents where makign a wall of duck tape on my door. the phone rang and it was the night desk lady saying there was some people out front causing trouble. I grabbed my radio and my keys and headed to the door I opened the door to see a wall of tape. Well I threw the radio down and hearign chuckling on the other side I grabbed my chair and sent it hurling into the hall through the wall of tape. Now the guys are like half my size and know when I get pissed off Im not one to mess with.. well upon seeing the chair fly through the air and tear down the wall I stepped out with my hand cuffs ( from when I worked for the police dept.) and a boat ore ( I have some unique piece of equipment dont I, logn story short its the vigo hall self apoointed mascot) anyways I steps out with cuffs in one hand and ore in the other about this time I heard several OH $HITS and they took off like roaches after the light came on. I slammed my door shut and took off after one. I chased him to the elevator. I threw him in it and hit the 3rd floor button and hand cuffed him to the back of the elevator and then took it down grabbed my second set of cuffs and when after the next guy peeking in to see and laugh at the dude in the elevator I sprung out he took off I took the ore and launched it at his feet and he tripped but caught him self and then I jumped on him and knocked him to the groudn and cuffed him tothe security door of one of the wings. after that I proceeded to the hall where I knew one guy ran and it was a dead end I found him and then stuffed him ina trash can ( it must suck to be a small guy) I got to my room and got the pledge and then pledged the hell out of hte floor aroudn the corner of one of the wings where I knew they would run ( hicne back to their room) and I proped the door so they could get some speed up I walked out and foudn oen and like clockwork he ran in the door and down the hall now I dont know if you know but in sock feet on a pledged tile floor it gets a little slick he ran full speed and couldnt stop he ran right into the wall. I figured that was enough payback. I went out ot the lobby where there was the last guy of the prank patrol. I went to my friends roo mwith a battery operated hair clipper and went to the lobby with my thrid set of cuffs and foudn the last victim and cuffed him to the other security door handle and then gave him a hair cut... he already had short hair so he got a mohawk...Ironcially he likes it don't ask why..... then I went and sat down at the desk and talked and laughed with the night desk lady... after about 20 minutes of chatter I finally went back and released the guys....after that we went to a roo mand hung out laughing and tellign jokes and what not... it was a fun night.... I know the prank war isn't over but I need to teach these first semester rookies what dorm life can be like :D I'm gona miss college but I am kinda ready to get out of here...thanks for readin....