My wife sent me this one. This is one of the funniest auctions I've seen in awhile. Seems this guy is cleaning house after his wife left. These two particular quotes had me rolflmao:
99% of these goofy toys were bought with my money.... Please take these critters from me so I can buy tools.
I don't think my ex-wife was in the Black Market Beanie Trade..but then again, I didn't know she was having an affair either!
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