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deangod
11-26-2003, 01:02 AM
Well, I've given in to the evil forces and purchased a 71 Ranchero. It's really not in bad shape, the body's in better shape than my elky, better interior, recent engine/tranny swap (now has 351C and floor shift C6). The only main problem is that the front susp. bushings are shot. I paid 900 for it, so I figure it was a pretty decent deal. Besides, I've been kicking around the idea of restoring my 70 Torino and this would be a good donor car (it has most of the body parts I need in decent condition).

As a result, I'll need to sell my 71 Elky. I hate to do it, but money doesn't grow on trees, and I've already got too many projects... It's a decent daily driver/project car. Solid frame, all glass is good, engine is a 350 w/ 160K miles, starts, runs and drives good, doesn't smoke. 2.73 posi rear. brand new Performer intake and Holley 4 barrel 600cfm carb, 350TH shifts smooth, new U-joints, new water pump, new dual exhaust (one muffler blew out from a backfire and the donut gaskets that connect the manifolds to the pipes are shot. it sounds worse than it really is... a set of headers and $40 at a muffler shop would fix that), 3 new tires: 235/60/15 on newish style rallye wheels (like what's on 5th gen Elkys) rear, 215/75/14 on steel stock wheels on the front. 4 wheel drums... the car was in pretty much unmolested, stock condition before I put the intake/carb and exhaust on. Interior need some attention, seat needs recovering, headliner torn in one spot. Exterior is fair... body damage to front fenders, doors, hood, grille, bumper, dent in driver's side rear corner of the bed, and a dent in the tailgate. Some surface rust from vynil top. The truck came from the factory with a camper, so the inside of the bed is in great condition. I would like to get some of my investment back out of the car, but mainly, I just want to be able to recoup the cost of the Ranchero and suspension parts I need. I've got a total of around $2500 into the car, so I figure somewhere around $1750-2000 would be a reasonable price, but that's negotiable. I'm in the North Dallas area (Coit Road and 190), home: (972) 713-9246 e-mail: bdean1@ti.com if anyone is interested... I don't yet have pics of it in it's current condition, I'll try to get some pics after the holiday. If anyone would like to come by and take a look at it, just gimme a shout.

-Dean

theelcaminofactory
11-26-2003, 03:38 AM
Waaaaaa? 8O I can't believe what I'm hearing! I'm appalled, I'm flabbergasted, I'm emotionally distressed, I'm at a loss for words (not really, but it sounded good) I'm shocked, I'm dejected, I'm surprised, I'm aggast, I'm demoralized, I'm immoralized, I'm dizzy, I'm lightheaded, I'm embareassed, I'm astounded, I'm disturbed (mentally), I'm perturbed, I'm dumbfounded, I'm stunned, I'm sickened, I'm confused, I'm perlexed, I'm regressed, I'm floored, I'm distraught, I'm mortified, I'm shaken, I'm withdrawn, I'm in withdrawl, I'm saddened, I'm broadsided, I'm disconbobulated, I'm annialated, I'm in denial (no not Eygpt) I'm palpatating, I'm ill, I'm vommitting, I've had my heart ripped from my chest, the blood vessels in my brain are going to explode, I'm going into cardiac arrest, I'm traumatized, I'm suing...ahh you get my drift...OK now I'm at a loss for words...Good luck with your project! :lol:

87SS
11-26-2003, 07:54 AM
http://elcaminocentral.com/users/87ss/ugly.gif

highwaysignpost
11-26-2003, 11:06 AM
I will pray for you.
May God have mercy on your soul. :-(

Caveman49
11-27-2003, 12:33 AM
:lol: That was Great, had me cracking up! You gotta love it :D Good post "theelcaminofatory" thanx for the laughs!

Alchemist
11-27-2003, 01:43 AM
Waaaaaa? 8O I can't believe what I'm hearing! I'm appalled, I'm flabbergasted, I'm ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hansmanbo
11-27-2003, 04:14 AM
Friends don't let friends drive FORDS!

Tommy
11-27-2003, 05:55 AM
To disgusted to commit. (Mike forgot that one).

jimmy74
11-27-2003, 07:55 PM
we got a problem, i think it starts at that blue oval and goes all the way to the back bumper.

stormspotter82
11-29-2003, 12:20 PM
how could you do that? sell your elky for a F*RD! somebody knock some sense in to him quick before he does any other stupid stuff.

seasaw
11-29-2003, 12:35 PM
well look at it this way.his brain damage i mean loss could be some one elses gain

deangod
11-29-2003, 01:28 PM
"how could you do that? sell your elky for a F*RD!"

Technically, I didn't sell the elky for the ford... I originally bought the elky as a parts hauler for my 70 Torino project.

Anyways, it wasn't an easy choice to make... On one hand, the elky had a great drivetrain and a real nice ride, but needs lots of interior work and some new sheetmetal. The ford has a good body and interior, but needs suspension work and has the usual "incompetent previous owner" foibles.

Probably adding fuel to the fire, but... wasn't the elky just Chevy's version of the Ranchero? Copycats ;)

Tommy
11-29-2003, 02:06 PM
You oviously like being a glutton for pusishment. You are no fun anymore. Chevys rule! Always have, always will.

jimmy74
11-29-2003, 06:56 PM
Chevy had to show ford how it was done, thank god ford gave the ranchero a proper burial in the 70s. to bad they did'nt do it years before that

theelcaminofactory
11-30-2003, 07:48 AM
Probably adding fuel to the fire, but... wasn't the elky just Chevy's version of the Raunchero? Copycats ;) Hey deangod, do you know who and what Benedict Arnold was? I believe he was hung from the gallows until dead! :lol: PS I may have mis-quoted you. heh heh heh

motorbreth
12-02-2003, 12:34 PM
Hey a car is a car. I am a chevy man myself, but fords are also good, well made AMERICAN cars. would some tiny 4 banger from japan be better??

70ELCO
12-02-2003, 02:05 PM
If you going to have a Ranchero the '70-'71 are the best looking years in my opinon.

I had a 1971 Ranchero that I got from my Aunt after my Uncle passed away years ago at a give away price. It was yellow with the blacked out hood and the blk/orange GT stripes on side. I threw on it a new set of Crager drag lites wheels on it and I got a ton of thumbs ups on that ride from all owners. Ford, Chev, Mopar etc.

I would of loved to have a 1970 Ranchero with the 428 Corbra Jet and a 4 speed it!

Don't get me wrong...I LOVE my 1970 El Camino and the Ranchero can't touch it when it comes too....well everything!

Dave

TRIK-56
12-02-2003, 03:00 PM
Probably adding fuel to the fire, but... wasn't the elky just Chevy's version of the Ranchero? Copycats ;)[/quote]


Yeah, I guess you could say that. Kinda like the Thunderbird was Fords copycat version of the Corvette. Only thing is, the T-birds, just like the Rancheros, just kept getting bigger and uglier.

deangod
12-02-2003, 08:11 PM
I thought the T-Bird came before the Vette... I guess I got my dates mixed up... they were released pretty close together.

It's pointless to start a "Chevy > Ford" flamewar anyways... I was just josh'n y'all... It's a fun little rivalry and all, but it's just dumb. We all love old cars, trucks, car/trucks, and that's what it's really all about.

That being said, Bill Schenk was a friggen genius.... just look at the lines of the 70 Torino. Simply beautiful. Wrecking my 70 'rino was probably the biggest mistake of my life besides not taking that scholarship to MIT (I'm not joking about the MIT thing. You know what they say: fine line between genius and insanity and all that).

Tommy
12-03-2003, 02:46 PM
70 torino sucks 8-)

wheelklown
12-04-2003, 10:42 AM
i dont think Tommy likes Torinos hahaha

Personally, I'd take an elky any day (chevy any day at that) but ive got a split family. Half is chevy (SS chevelle, malibu, el camino) and the other half is ford (mach 1, 2 falcons, 70 merc cyclone spoiler) so ive been open to both my whole life. And yes, ford did make SOME sweet cars, but the raunchero (in my opinion) is not one of them. Any year. Sorry to hear about your elky loss deangod.