Molly arrives home quite late one night and says to her worried husband, Irving, "Sorry I'm late. I had to come home by train, as I couldn't get my car to start. But I'm sure I know why."

"So what's the problem then, my mechanical engineer of a wife?" asks Irving.

"I think there's water in the carburetor," replies Molly.

"How on earth can you know that?" says Irving. "You don't even know how to open the hood or to change the time on the car's clock let alone know where the carburetor is."

"Maybe so," says Molly, "but I still think there's water in it."

Irving then says, "OK, I'll go along with you. Let's check it out right now.
Where did you leave the car?"

Molly replies, "In the lake!"

:mrgreen:

That could be a true story. :)