As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window,
and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and
proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing
some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker
ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens
again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her
car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker
lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her
window, and as she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Pennsylvania, and
I'm driving the SALT TRUCK! :P

:lol: Blondes...... they'll do it every time...... :-P

The Blonde & the Hailstorm

A blonde was driving home after a football game,
and got caught in a really
bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day
she took it to a repair
shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
decided to have some fun. He
told her just to go home and blow into the tail
pipe really hard, and all
the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands
and knees and started
blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing
happened. She blew a little harder,
and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,

"What are you
doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had
instructed her to blow into
the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop

out. Her roommate rolled
her eyes and said, ...

"HELL-LLLLOOO" "You need to roll up the windows!" :P

Somebody stop this thread before it's to late!

Somebody stop this thread before it's to late!



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Somebody stop this thread before it's to late!

Noooooo....


The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some help.
He asked her, "If I were to give you $10,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" She replied, "Everything but my earrings."

Dan