Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans...
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'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. :dontknow:
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you? :bat_angel:

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Pretty good:beer:

My dogs thought this list was hilarious! They laughed so hard that they forgot to bark when the doorbell rang...............Ken

I have 5 dogs, when I got home from work this morning, they we're in front of MY computer laughing their furry butts off. When they saw me walk in, they all stopped for a moment and gave me a funny look...then they started laughing again. When I looked at MY computer...I found they were looking at this post...they all went back to their room...to finish their poker game! Geez, thanks alot, things will never be the same now...I've lost the edge.:cussing:

Just had to copy and paste that to send it to some of the dog owners and lovers on my e-mail list.

Doug