1...You Are Different and That's Bad
2...The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3...Dad's New Wife Bart
4...Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5...Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6...The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7...Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8...Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9...All Dogs Go to Hell!
10...The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11...Some Kittens Can Fly.
12...That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13...Grandpa Gets a Casket
14...The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15...Garfield Chokes On A Furball
16...The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17...Strangers Have the Best Candy
18...Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19...You Were an Accident
20...Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21...Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22...The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23...Your Nightmares Are Real
24...Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25...Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26...Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27...Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28...Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Where do you get these things!

It's the spin list of the politically correct.

Those are TOO funny!! I sat here reading them, and cracked up!! :lol: