While I was at the Spring Swap Meet at Stafford Motor Speedway yesterday I overheard some pretty funny comments made by the fairer sex. If any of you guys bring your wife/girlfriend to swap meets you know what I mean. So, I compiled the best ones into this list. Enjoy.

Top 10 Embarrassing Comments :oops: made by a wife/girlfriend at an Automotive Swap Meet.

10. Can we stop to look at these cute Beanie Babies?

9. Aren't you glad you brought me here instead of one of your greasy gear-head friends?

8. I have to pee really really bad.

7. If you think I'm going to pee in that porta-potti your nuts. You better find me a real toilet right now.

6. I'm cold and my feet hurt. Can we go now?

5. Do we have to go down that row? There's mud down there and I'll get my new sneakers dirty.

4. My hands are cold. Can we go now?

3. What do you use this cute tool-thingy for?

2. Why do I have to pull the wagon?

1. You said this would be fun. I'm not having any fun. I want to go now.

:mrgreen:

And All mine said was...Wait, there's a few more row left...I'm lookin for beer mirror's! "To me", You haven't spend anything yet! Hang on honey, keep that thought...I'll be right back! :lol:

Thats why my wife has never gone to a swap meet with me :lol: I always hit the swap meets with my dad or a gear-head friend. Most women just don't understand :lol: 8) My wife says "Oh, your going to go look at the junk huh?" :?

I mentioned to my wife that I'd like to take her to a swap meet so she could see what it was like. She whacked me in the head and said "I'm not that kind of girl" I think she misunderstood me, what can I say she's a blonde. :lol:

My wife will go to the auto swap meets with me, but she usually says, as we get into the car to leave the swap meet, "now there's a flower show I'd like to go to"...

They just don't display enough of those bug eating plants at those shows...

Mine's a trooper, but she's not going today...we're gonna do a big cookout at the Arlington Ballpark Swapmeet...the burgers are smokin'!