acauth1
03-15-2004, 07:38 AM
One night, a man who had a little too much to drink was driving home. His car was weaving, so a police officer pulled him over.
"So," said the officer to the driver, "Where have you been?" "Why, I've been to the bar of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the officer, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the officer, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heaven," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
"So," said the officer to the driver, "Where have you been?" "Why, I've been to the bar of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the officer, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the officer, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heaven," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."