Bein' originally from Georgia, i can attest to all 30 of these things you'll NEVER hear a suth'rn boy say! Feel free to add to the list! :cool:

THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit &grapes instead of biscuits &gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You Guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

AND NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

1. Nope, none for me. I'm driving!

Reference # 18 It was the war of Northern Aggression
31) Don't Drive so fast
32) No Thanks on the BBQ & Hush puppies
33) I like the way they do things in California & up North
34) I don't like to fish
35) Racin is a waste of time
36) Last but not least The French are so Damm Smart !!!!

37.) Those velvet Elvis portraits are tacky.

You had to go there! :lol: :lol: :lol:

40.) No, I don't need gimmick fishing gear.
39.) I actually prefer a small compact car instead of a Truck
38.) Look Ma, Both hands!

~How-do'ya like those?

41. Honey, i think i'll stay home, those cars at the drag are just to loud.
42. Did you make the reservations dear?
43. Does the dog look a little overweight to you?
44. I dont think the bathtub is a good place to clean the tranny.
45. That cowboy hat doesn't really compliment those shoes.

46.) I don't like NASCAR
47.) them immigration laws are too strict
48.) the kitchen table is not a good place rebuild the motor

"do you have any gray poupon" :P

50.) My tail pipes are way too loud.
51.) My truck sits to far off the ground, i think I'll get a lowering kit.

52. No thanks, i dont feel like hunting tonight
53. You shouldnt drive through field (in pouring rain, after just being disc'd)
54. Where is the cruise control on this tractor?
55. Lets not make fun of yankees.

56. I'll have a LIGHT beer
57. I'm cutting down on my carbs.
58. That steak has too many calories

59.) Buuurrrrrpppp..... "excuse me!"

60. My sister? I thought she was my cousin.

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Yall've come up with some GREAT additions to the list!!! http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

Hey! What are the smilies for!? These are serious things that i hear all day. I didn't know i was assisting a big joke! I'm mad, I'ma get my girlfriend/cousin and beat you all up; "I'll knock ya in tha jaw bone!"

:D :-D :) :-) 8O 8) 8-) :cool: :lol: :-P

~just kidding, i had a few extra minutes and thought this was a good use of my time.

:D :-D :) :-) 8O 8) 8-) :cool: :lol: :-P

~just kidding, i had a few extra minutes and thought this was a good use of my time.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/1203.gif Well keep up the great use of your time! Those were sum good'ns! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/1203.gif

Hey hun, think I'll trade the pickup in for one of them new Hondas...for you!