A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller
window "I want to open a damn checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, dammit. I said I want
to open a damn checking account now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that
kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform
him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have
to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the
manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks
in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this
damn bank."

"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

:D

heard that one before but it still makes me laugh :)