This thing is funny as hell, its pretty long but worth it.
Listen to this guy talk about his "sweet iroc camaro" you'll rollin :lol:

http://www.housetepes.net/sounds/iroc.mp3

Chris

HAHAHAHA :D

This guy on crack or what ?
only in Amerika dudes, only in Amerika :-)
30 mins of good old bullcrap like he puts it.
I think he has a point with the chain steering wheel and the neon licenseplate thingy to destract radar :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dopatha

Definately worth the listen! I laughed till I cried

"nob nibble" or "you pulled me over because i have a sweet ride"


who says that? what a moron :lol: :lol: :lol:

If he can talk the cops out of a speeding ticket because of his "sweet ride IROC" I should be able to talk them out of a murder rap because of my ELKY.

They say it takes all kinds,But , I have never met a TOOL like that guy.
270horses of SWEETNESS

270 Horses.
I'M ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED!!!

you know that the T-top add another 200 HP so he's probably got a 350 that puts out 470....H0LLY CR@P!!!

I think my '99 Taurus has 280 stock too, lol. that guy was such a tool box, lol

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This guy is definitely down to his last 3 brain cells.

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This guy is definitely down to his last 3 brain cells.

He has a lot of Tats AND a box of "Red Marlboros" on the dash! He must be a bad dude! That combined with the 270 Horse Power, the wax job and he is a tuff guy! It scares the crap out of cops! :lol: :lol: :lol:

If he didn't pay taxes the cops wouldn't even have a job so they should actually kiss his @$$ and thank him for their pay checks.

What a "Wad" He is on crack, some fat chicks crack!

I think my '99 Taurus has 280 stock too, lol. that guy was such a tool box, lol

You must have the duratec 3.0

I've also got a 99 Taurus for my daily driver but I've got the 3.0 vulcan. I've left it alone other than adding a tranny cooler and hacked of the air intake silencer.

My el camino is a special 1981 model made of a very rare unobtainium, just like his iroc. Not only does it keep the police radar from detecting it but it also takes on a very clean shine with a wax job that deflects the radar on the rare occasion that i am spotted.

If i was a cop i would be deathly afraid of his temporary tatoos. That is if i made it all the way to the window after craping my pants because he reved his 270hp motor to 6000

And here are some things i just thought were freaking helarious

"Can you hold on a minute so my girl can finish her "nob nibble""

"If i got time to kill why not get her to shut up and do something productive."

Yosimiti sam mud flads that say "Get Back" and a chain steering wheel

Moon disk hobcaps

They used to have Mustangs but the Camaro Iroc is the sweetest so it blewed away'em


I can imagine his car with the yosimiti sam mud flaps, chain steering wheel, flame decals, hubcaps, neon around the liscense, gold plated gas door.....its a picture you would see in a Camaro forum under the "***" section.

radar bounces off his car. cops are afraid of him and wanted to send him a thank you note. hahaha

You know that show was about getting out of a ticket.

Just Imagine this:

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

I just remembered, that show is played here in Florida. And the thing is, that guy that was the host, was also doing to voice of the idiot that called in. It was so good I didn't even realize it. But what he does is he pretty much talks to himself in two different voices, and then the other people that call in have no idea whats going on, they think its two guys