Every now and then I check the Death Clock (http://www.deathclock.com/) to see how much of an El Camino project I should or shouldn't tackle.

The good news is... I will have time to upgrade the performance of the Elky.
The bad news is......The Grim Reaper has my number. Looks like I'm going to have a real bad day on Sunday, June 8, 2031.

sucks for you, (just kidding) cause im gonna live till
Saturday, October 3, 2082 (thats optimistic) normal: Tuesday, August 30, 2061

Hmmm I have until May 19, 2075 hmm I have a birthday and get gifts, can I now have a death day and get gifts as well?

How depressing... :(

Oh well, At least I'll be dead before they stop selling gasoline! That's supposed to happen near the turn of the next century.

:-D

I just HAD to check,,,,, and OMG I only have untill July 8th 2014?!?! ***?! I guess I'll have to finish the elky,,,, get with as many women as I can,,,, and have another smoke. LMAO
Got a date with the REAPER! :evil:

thursday september 20 2040...that will be my bad day...all over with caio, see ya, aloha, and so on. :lol:

Hmmm...gave me another 45 years to go, I can live with that! 91 sounds like a good time to check out :cool:

Nice knowing ya'll my time expired 3 years ago!!

August 23, 2023....I am only gonna make it to 66

oh well, its nice to know my Elky will probably survive me, if I treat it right :P

Another 44 years, That puts me in the mid 80s. Yeah!

I have anther 41 years to go And im 34 know damn!! hope my pecker still works then..

WOW! I'm gonna make it to 106!

Wow! Two days after my wife's birthday 33 years from now. Maybe a little life insurance is in order so she can have a happy one! 8O

Nice knowing ya'll my time expired 3 years ago!!

So if you paint flames on your Elky I suppose they would be ghost flames? :lol:

anywhere between the day of 75 years and 91 years
seeing how I am not pessimistic or sadistic.

Does it have a choice for kinky?

One thing tho...

I put in my figures when I was in the army, and it said I was at health risks.

I have never felt as good as I did when I was in the army. Even miss the jody calls...

...two old ladies a laying in bed, one rolled over to the other one and said... I'm going to be an airborne ranger, live the life of death and danger... left.. cado.. left.. cado Count on your left... LEFT!!!

There must be something wrong with the clock, I am already dead by their estimate....
Eric