ElkyPete
05-09-2003, 05:55 AM
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
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> With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
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> Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
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> She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
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> The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
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> The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
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> Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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> With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
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> Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
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> She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
>
> The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
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> The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
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> Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.