My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her ...underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome ... and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I! got ; married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is..... Always keep your condoms in your car.

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great Story!!

Hmmm......

HAHAHAAAAHAHHAAA.....you da man!!!! :-P

You're lucky that ya decided not to"go for it"!I dont know if I could turn away,one reason because of the obvious "bulge".But the point is,you're a better man for doing so.You're also lucky because it was a trick,if you woulda went for it,you'd so screwed right now,OMG I cant even begin to think.Plus you probably woulda went home empty handed,and empty housed! :( Congrats dude and good luck with your future endeavors,you're takin a HUGE step.

wooo weee a 2fer!!

You're lucky that ya decided not to"go for it"!I dont know if I could turn away,one reason because of the obvious "bulge".But the point is,you're a better man for doing so.You're also lucky because it was a trick,if you woulda went for it,you'd so screwed right now,OMG I cant even begin to think.Plus you probably woulda went home empty handed,and empty housed! :( Congrats dude and good luck with your future endeavors,you're takin a HUGE step.

Goofball, it's a damn joke! :lol:

You're lucky that ya decided not to"go for it"!I dont know if I could turn away,one reason because of the obvious "bulge".But the point is,you're a better man for doing so.You're also lucky because it was a trick,if you woulda went for it,you'd so screwed right now,OMG I cant even begin to think.Plus you probably woulda went home empty handed,and empty housed! :( Congrats dude and good luck with your future endeavors,you're takin a HUGE step.

Goofball, it's a damn joke! :lol:

I was beginning to wonder if anyone had figured that out.

And a darn good one too! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That was good!!!!

A double twist! That was great! :lol:

LOL that's was funny. :lol: