How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: 422.

1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the forum that the bulb has been changed.
14 to respond and share similar experiences.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.
27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.
53 to flame the spell-checkers.
156 to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the forum.
111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.
27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.
14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.
12 to "leave the forum forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.

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423...You forgot 1...the technical adviser to operate the "ON" button. He's the most important, for without him we will never know if the whole operation works properly! :lol:

430...

You forgot the 7 new forum members who Googled the light bulb discussion and decided to stay and sign up...
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what about the 1 woman telling member how to do it, and how hes doing it wrong? you know the one person we ignore?

That was cool... 8)

You forgot 1 to say that it wasn't the bulb at all,just forgot to pay the electric bill
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Shane

You guys sure have that one nailed...you even remembered the safety freaks!

You should see them in the woodworking forums...funnier than you can imagine...

safety freaks..... in woodworkign remember the saw can cut you.....NO $HIT SHERLOCK! you notice most of our warnign today are a big DUH, but the sad part is, the reason for that warning is someone did it and said I didn't know that would happen......where has society lead us stupid warning labels,lawyers,telemarketing people, and Fords where does it end.....

This is where... WARNING: THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT DRIVING A FORD IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH :lol:

Can we get that printed on the side of fords???? you know like Ciggs. I can see it now some underground group going around with a stencil of that spray painting it on fords;....Tv crew will interview "victims" ( victims from what I don't know:D) they will be like "its chaos the horror of the world ,vandalism the world is going downhill..." As chevy owner on a certain site are rejoicing and having lavish ford bashing, camino driving Parties...