THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS:
- When someone days "Awesome," drink.
- When someone says "incredible," drink.
- In the unlikely event somone on the show should have the word "FAAAAABulous" come out of their mouths, EVERYONE finishes their drink immediately.
- When Big Paul calls Paul Junior "stupid," drink.
- If Paul Junior comes back with "You're Crazy," drink again.
- Drink whenever Mikey is shown.
- Drink two if Mikey does something stupid.
- Drink Three if Paul Sr. OR Junior hits Mikey in any way.
- Drink when Big Paul is shown riding his chopper in a "pensive mood."
- Drink two if he is doing a philosophical voiceover during the shot.
- Drink three whenever Big Paul is shown slumming it by riding his Harley Davidson.
- Drink four if he's riding his HD and talking about how relaxing it is.
- On road trip, drink every time ANYONE mentions:
how nice it is to get away.
how hard it is to be on the road.
how the trip is a great way to catch up on sleep.
- When Cody is shown working on a bike, drink.
- Drink Two when Big Paul gives Cody a fatherly hug or advice.
- Drink Two Paul Jr. acknowledges Cody's existence.
- If a fireman is shown with the "Fire
- If he's got the Dalmatian with him, drink two.
- If there is ALSO an actual fire truck shown in the background, finish your drink.
- Whenever Paul Jr. yells at Big Paul about how he never does any work. Drink.
- When Big Paul comes back with something about "I could come out of retirement and work circles around you," drink yet again.
- Drink everytime an object gets thrown.
- Drink whenever someone slams a door.
- Drink Three if the person slamming the door is Vinnie.
- Drink when Paul Jr. test rides a new chopper.
- Drink two if the voiceover is Paul Jr. talking about how special the bike is.
- Dink whenever someone punches that punchy-dummy thingie.
- Drink if someone gets a new tattoo.
- If Mikey ever gets his motorcycle license in an episode, drink it down!
Drink the whole thing! Woo for Mikey!