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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from my Boyfriend 5.0 software program version to husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 3.7, PGA 7.4, NFL 5.0, and MLB 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

RESPONSE FROM TECH SUPPORT FOR MEN:
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. ( Or D. Pepsi 6.1) Beer 6.1 (D. Pepsi 6.1) is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0, Silence 5.0, and [email protected]#$job 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support
 

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Good One :p , My wife ran a DEBUG on me and I still can't sit down !

Now I'm worried that she'll try a REBOOT again. !
 
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