Is that a heavy class two hitch with angle or c section steel running about 2 feet on side frame rail to a cross bar with a 2 inch undercar receiver.
With the three long pieces of steel bolted and welded to the frame?
Are we helping get a name for the station wagon?
How about Charging Rhino.
Rhinoceros is a wonderful animal.
If it looks at you, you should start backing away.
If they see a risk, they have one response. A full speed accelerating charge right at the risk. They don't stop until the risk is removed.
If you could find a horn that curved backward for the hood?