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Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to
do its own, entitled Survivor- Texas Style.

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San
Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and

From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally
back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
"I am a gay vegetarian....I love the Dixie Chicks....I voted for
Al Gore....Hillary in 2004!....George Strait Sucks....and I'm here
to confiscate your guns!"

The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.
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