El Camino Central Forum banner
1 - 3 of 3 Posts

· Registered
11,513 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
Good ol' Doug!

Doug was an old man. He was sick
And in the hospital.There was one nurse
That just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk
To him like he was a little child. She
Would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
And how are we doing this morning',
Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry?'
Ol' Doug had had enough of this
Particular nurse. One day, at breakfast,
Ol' Doug took the apple juice off the
Tray and put it in his bed side stand.
Next, he was given a urine bottle
To fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a little later, picked
Up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, Ol' Doug snatched the bottle
Out of her hand, popped off the top,
And drank it down, saying,
'Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted!
Ol' Doug just smiled!



· Registered
3,706 Posts
Yup, that's about right but, the charge on my bill for reviving the nurse made ME faint!!!:poke:

1 - 3 of 3 Posts
This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.